Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |