| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.