| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. | 
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. | 
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?