VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronism

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Ronosophy

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.