VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.