Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |