VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.