Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.