30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Favorite Verses

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Dirt Word

When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay?

Ronism

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronosophy

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?