30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Favorite Verses

Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop.

Dirt Word

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?