30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Favorite Verses

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen

Ronosophy

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.