30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.