30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it