30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronism

We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love.

Ronosophy

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.