30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are