30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.