30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |