30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
| Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross. |