30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6

Favorite Verses

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Dirt Word

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Ronism

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronosophy

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.