30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Favorite Verses

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Dirt Word

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronism

To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision

Ronosophy

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.