30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.

Favorite Verses

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Dirt Word

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronism

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.