30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.