30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.” James 1:26
| You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view. But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |