30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronism

“But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31

Ronosophy

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.