30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Favorite Verses

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Dirt Word

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?