30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
With God all things are possible, not easy
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |