30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself