30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking

Favorite Verses

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Dirt Word

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Ronism

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really