30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Ronism

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronosophy

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?