30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Dirt Word

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Ronosophy

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost