30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” James 4:8