30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Favorite Verses

The eyes of a child see through the hurt of a word and the sting of an angry hand. But the heart of child once broken start to affect their sight.

Dirt Word

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.

Ronism

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Ronosophy

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.