30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Favorite Verses

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Dirt Word

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronism

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.

Ronosophy

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?