30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Favorite Verses

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Dirt Word

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronism

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.