30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |