30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.