30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Dirt Word

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronism

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronosophy

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.