30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Favorite Verses

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?

Dirt Word

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronism

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Ronosophy

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9