30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Favorite Verses

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Dirt Word

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.