30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Favorite Verses

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.