30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |