30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The obvious it only the hidden that we choose to expose to others in doing so we allow them to think they see what we are when they truly can’t see us.

Favorite Verses

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Dirt Word

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronism

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronosophy

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.