30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee