30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |