30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

With God all things are possible, not easy

Favorite Verses

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Dirt Word

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronism

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronosophy

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward