30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Favorite Verses

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Dirt Word

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronism

God is always there in the midst of chaos.

Ronosophy

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.