30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Favorite Verses

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Dirt Word

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Ronism

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Ronosophy

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.