Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.