30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |