30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God