30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Favorite Verses

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Dirt Word

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronism

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronosophy

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.