30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.