30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Favorite Verses

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Dirt Word

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal