30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.