30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs