30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?