30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Favorite Verses

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Dirt Word

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Ronism

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Ronosophy

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.