30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |