30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Favorite Verses

“If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9

Dirt Word

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Ronism

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Ronosophy

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.