30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile