30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Favorite Verses

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Dirt Word

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.

Ronism

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.