30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |