30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |