30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination

Ronism

You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now

Ronosophy

A broken clock is even right twice a day