30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
| You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.