30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |