30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |