30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |