30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |