30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Dirt Word

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Ronism

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.