30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Favorite Verses

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronism

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all

Ronosophy

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.