30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.