30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.