30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronism

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Ronosophy

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.