30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.