30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Dirt Word

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Ronism

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face

Ronosophy

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself