30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I used to think it was all about getting up.  But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees.

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath