| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |