30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |
| Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die