30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Favorite Verses

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Dirt Word

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.