30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |