30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |