30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronism

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronosophy

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.