30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.