30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Dirt Word

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronism

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronosophy

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.