30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23

Favorite Verses

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Dirt Word

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Ronism

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Ronosophy

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?