30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |