30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.

Ronism

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.

Ronosophy

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.