30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |