30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |