30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Favorite Verses

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Dirt Word

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronism

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Ronosophy

You have two choices in life.  To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that.  Be the step or be the staircase.