30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |