30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |