30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.
You wanna win her life then make her your world
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.