30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Favorite Verses

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Dirt Word

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronism

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronosophy

Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did.  Watch and see what I will do.  Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.