30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronism

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area