30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Favorite Verses

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

Dirt Word

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Ronism

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronosophy

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.