30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Favorite Verses

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

As the fog lifts from the air so must we lift the fog from our eyes.  How can we see clearly if we continue to let hate and anger blind us.

Ronosophy

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.