30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |