30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |