30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |