30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |