30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty