30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Favorite Verses

Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronism

What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation.

Ronosophy

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it