30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Favorite Verses

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Dirt Word

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronism

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Ronosophy

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.