30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| Today you can be a problem or solve a problem. That’s a choice only you can make. Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference. |
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |