30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles