30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Dirt Word

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Ronism

“Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’ So we say with confidence, The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?” Hebrews 13:5-6

Ronosophy

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?