30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment