30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12

Dirt Word

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Ronism

To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?