30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Dirt Word

“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it