30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Dirt Word

With God all things are possible, not easy

Ronism

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.