30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronism

Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?