30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.