30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Favorite Verses

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Dirt Word

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.

Ronism

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronosophy

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out