30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Favorite Verses

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Dirt Word

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.