30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Dirt Word

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Ronism

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronosophy

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.