30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Favorite Verses

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.

Dirt Word

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Ronism

When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.

Ronosophy

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.