30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |