30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Dirt Word

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Ronism

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Ronosophy

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it