30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile