30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Favorite Verses

A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.