30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronism

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.

Ronosophy

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.