30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Dirt Word

What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free.