30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Favorite Verses

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Dirt Word

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Ronism

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors

Ronosophy

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.