30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Favorite Verses

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Dirt Word

Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.

Ronism

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.

Ronosophy

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.