30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |