30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |