30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Ronism

It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it

Ronosophy

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.