30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |