30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory