30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |