30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronism

When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.

Ronosophy

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty