30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Favorite Verses

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Dirt Word

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Ronism

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Ronosophy

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.