30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| As the fog lifts from the air so must we lift the fog from our eyes. How can we see clearly if we continue to let hate and anger blind us. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.