30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Favorite Verses

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Ronosophy

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!