30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |