30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.