30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.

Favorite Verses

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Dirt Word

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Ronism

Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind.

Ronosophy

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.