30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.

Dirt Word

If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself.  Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter.

Ronism

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronosophy

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us