30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |