30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |