30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.