30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |