30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Favorite Verses

Most look back at their life and  its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Dirt Word

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Ronism

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.