30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Favorite Verses

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Dirt Word

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Ronism

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronosophy

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.