30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out