30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars