30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost