30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronism

We all face struggles we all have turmoil some of us are just better at hiding it than others are, lean on the One that can handle it all

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet