30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |