30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Favorite Verses

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Dirt Word

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.

Ronism

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronosophy

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.