30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Dirt Word

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronism

1 is a powerful number.  One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world

Ronosophy

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.