30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| “Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6 |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it. |