30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |