30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.