30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Dirt Word

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronism

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Ronosophy

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.