30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |