30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Favorite Verses

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronism

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems

Ronosophy

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.