30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |