30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?

Favorite Verses

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronism

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Ronosophy

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.