30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |