30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love