30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |