30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die.

Favorite Verses

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Dirt Word

Well it’s like this, to make a difference you gotta be different. Wear it and preach on, living the word is not just speaking it

Ronism

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronosophy

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.