30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |