Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |