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Big Lizard Wisdom

“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8

Favorite Verses

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Dirt Word

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronism

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronosophy

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.