30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |