30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Favorite Verses

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Ronosophy

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?