30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars