30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronism

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Ronosophy

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.