30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |