30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Dirt Word

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Ronism

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really