30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Favorite Verses

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Dirt Word

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Ronism

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Ronosophy

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?