30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |