30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |