30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming

Ronism

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Ronosophy

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future