30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island