30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?