30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal