30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Dirt Word

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Ronism

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.