30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| “For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.” 2Cor. 4:17-18 |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |