30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Favorite Verses

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him

Dirt Word

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.