30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Favorite Verses

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Dirt Word

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Ronism

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Ronosophy

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.