30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Favorite Verses

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Dirt Word

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.