30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell