30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it