30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.