30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Favorite Verses

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Dirt Word

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Ronism

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Ronosophy

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.