30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Favorite Verses

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Dirt Word

Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first.

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.