30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Favorite Verses

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Dirt Word

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronism

Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind.

Ronosophy

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.