30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?