30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas