30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |