30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair