30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems