30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door