30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.