30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |