30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.