30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?