30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas