30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Favorite Verses

Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.

Dirt Word

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.

Ronism

Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls.  Thus neither can help the other out.

Ronosophy

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.