30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |