30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it