30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |