30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |