30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.