30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronosophy

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.