30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |