30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.