30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Ronism

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronosophy

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.