| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.