He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |