| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. | 
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |