New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronism

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Ronosophy

So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.