Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?