Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Favorite Verses

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Dirt Word

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronism

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Ronosophy

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.