Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Favorite Verses

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Dirt Word

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronism

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?