Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.