| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |