Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”