Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.