Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |