Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |