I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day