| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |