| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?