Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Favorite Verses

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Dirt Word

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Ronism

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?