I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.