If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.