All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas