| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |