| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |