| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s