TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |