| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.