| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.