TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.