Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |