TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |