| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |