| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |