TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.