| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’