TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

“Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1

Dirt Word

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronism

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.