TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it