TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |