TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |