Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |