| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |