TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.