TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |