TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |