| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |