TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |