| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.