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Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.