| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it