How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |