U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors