TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s