Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |