TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ronism

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronosophy

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s