TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |