TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |