| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |