| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space