TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost