TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Favorite Verses

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Dirt Word

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Ronism

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Ronosophy

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors