| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas