TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Favorite Verses

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Dirt Word

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronism

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronosophy

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t