Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |