TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand