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Big Lizard Wisdom

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Favorite Verses

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Dirt Word

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Ronism

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronosophy

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.