TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt. Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |