TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Favorite Verses

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Dirt Word

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Ronism

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Ronosophy

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.