TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Favorite Verses

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Dirt Word

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronism

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.