TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |