Big Lizard Wisdom
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
Favorite Verses
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
Dirt Word
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
Ronism
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
Ronosophy
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way