| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |