TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Favorite Verses

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Dirt Word

“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”  James 4:8

Ronism

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronosophy

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.