| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?