| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |