There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.