TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Favorite Verses

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Dirt Word

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.