Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |