I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |