TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |