| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate