| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate