| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |