The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile