TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes