The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |