TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t