TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |