TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |