TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Ronosophy

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space