| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen