If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |