TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.