| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |