| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.