TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers