I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
|Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.|
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’