| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |