TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Ronism

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?