| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |