| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile