| The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions