TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.