I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures. For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try. |
| To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you. |
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |