TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Favorite Verses

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Dirt Word

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronism

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Ronosophy

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.