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Big Lizard Wisdom

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Favorite Verses

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first.

Ronosophy

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.