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Big Lizard Wisdom

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Favorite Verses

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Dirt Word

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Ronism

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronosophy

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s