What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?