TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.