In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |