| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |