TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |