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Big Lizard Wisdom

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Favorite Verses

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Ronism

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?