TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin