| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays above all live free and die a legend.
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.