| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |