| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |