My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |