If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
| Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you. |