| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.