| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.