If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.