TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Dirt Word

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.

Ronism

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.

Ronosophy

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.