| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t