TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Favorite Verses

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.

Dirt Word

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronism

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.