Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.