Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.