| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |