He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |