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Big Lizard Wisdom

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Favorite Verses

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.

Dirt Word

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?

Ronism

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Ronosophy

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.