| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |