TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems

Favorite Verses

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Ronosophy

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?