TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays above all live free and die a legend.
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |