I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?