I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |