TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood