| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers