| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose