| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |