| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |