I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.