Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.