| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |