TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |