| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |