If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |