Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |