I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |