TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Dirt Word

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronosophy

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.