TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure