A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas