TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 4
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love