| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.