Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. | 
| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |