If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are