If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. | 
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |