Ron Shirley – Repo Ron

Ron Shirley

Ron is the President of LLTR and oversees the day to day operations of the towing company.

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Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronosophy

Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there