Ron Shirley – Repo Ron

Ron Shirley

Ron is the President of LLTR and oversees the day to day operations of the towing company.

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Favorite Verses

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Dirt Word

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronism

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Ronosophy

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.