Ron Shirley – Repo Ron
Ron Shirley
Ron is the President of LLTR and oversees the day to day operations of the towing company.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there