Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all

Ronism

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Ronosophy

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.