Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Dirt Word

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.