Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronism

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.