Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Dirt Word

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronism

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.