Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Favorite Verses

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.

Dirt Word

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronism

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Ronosophy

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.