Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.