Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
|Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.|
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand