When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.