Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

    • 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
    • 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500  Dynamic Rollback
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
    • 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
    • 2008 Sterling Bullet
    • 2008 Carr Trailer
    • 2008 Dodge Sprinter

 

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose?

Ronism

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Ronosophy

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.