Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.

Dirt Word

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Ronism

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Ronosophy

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.