Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |