Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Favorite Verses

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronosophy

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.