Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |