Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Favorite Verses

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronism

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronosophy

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes