Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Favorite Verses

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Dirt Word

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Ronism

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?