Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Favorite Verses

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

Dirt Word

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronism

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronosophy

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.