Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Favorite Verses

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronism

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronosophy

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty