Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Favorite Verses

Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile

Dirt Word

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronism

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Ronosophy

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.