Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Favorite Verses

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Dirt Word

You can be or be gone. Lead, walk beside me or get the flip out of my way. Too many people want to wear the armor but too few want to fight in the war.

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronosophy

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.