Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Favorite Verses

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronosophy

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.