Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty