Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |