Lizard Staff

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile

Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim