Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Ron is the President of LLTR and oversees the day to day operations of the repo company as well as heading up the repossession skip tracing department..

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the repossession company.

The Lizard Drivers

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades

The Lizard Office Staff

Big Juicy

Big Juicy is our front office assistant and Amy's right hand woman.

Tammy

Tammy is our merchandise store manager and handles the front office, doing invoices, dispatching, and customer service. You enter Rontopia and the first face you see will be hers.

The Lizard Drivers

Swirly Earl

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance.

Favorite Verses

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Dirt Word

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Ronism

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Ronosophy

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?