Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

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Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave.

Dirt Word

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronism

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronosophy

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.