Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Favorite Verses

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Dirt Word

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Ronism

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronosophy

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.