Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronism

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Ronosophy

With God all things are possible, not easy