Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

- 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
- 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 Dynamic Rollback
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
- 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
- 2008 Sterling Bullet
- 2008 Carr Trailer
- 2008 Dodge Sprinter

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Dirt Word

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronism

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.