I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
100 % of all divorces start with marriage