TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
