TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Favorite Verses

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronism

Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination

Ronosophy

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?