The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.