TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Favorite Verses

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Dirt Word

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronism

When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.

Ronosophy

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.