TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |