TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |