| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |