If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |