TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |