TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Favorite Verses

We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given.

Dirt Word

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.