| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.