Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |