| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s