| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |