TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Ronism

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronosophy

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.