The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |