TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Ronism

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Ronosophy

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see