TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Favorite Verses

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Dirt Word

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Ronism

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Ronosophy

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.