TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs