TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Favorite Verses

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Dirt Word

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronism

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?