TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute