TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Dirt Word

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Ronism

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronosophy

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.