TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Favorite Verses

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Ronism

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really