| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.