TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |