TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |