TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after

Favorite Verses

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.