A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.