The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
“Make every effort to live in peace with everyone and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord.” Hebrews 12:14
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |