TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference.  Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive.

Dirt Word

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ronism

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.