TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Favorite Verses

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.