TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |