TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |