| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.