TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions