Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”