TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |