| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |