| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |