How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.