TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Ronism

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Ronosophy

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.