TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |