TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Favorite Verses

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Dirt Word

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Ronism

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Ronosophy

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.