TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Matthew 7:13-14
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |