Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around