TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |