TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |