TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Favorite Verses

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Dirt Word

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Ronism

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Ronosophy

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.