TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |