TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Dirt Word

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronism

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Ronosophy

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are