TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Dirt Word

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronism

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.

Ronosophy

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.