TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |