TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Favorite Verses

Discord is always the sharpest of thorns.  If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others.  Search self first and avoid thorns.

Dirt Word

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.