TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Dirt Word

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Ronism

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.

Ronosophy

100 % of all divorces start with marriage