TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.