TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Favorite Verses

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Dirt Word

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronism

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ronosophy

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.