Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.