TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |