TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Favorite Verses

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it

Dirt Word

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Ronism

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?