| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.