| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |