TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |