| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.