TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |