TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |