Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose? |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it