TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
You wanna win her life then make her your world