TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island