| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it. |