TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Ronism

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Ronosophy

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.