My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |