TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Favorite Verses

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

Dirt Word

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronism

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Ronosophy

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.