| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really