TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.