TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Dirt Word

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronism

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronosophy

In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s