| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |