TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Favorite Verses

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Dirt Word

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronosophy

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.