TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronosophy

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.