TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Favorite Verses

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Ronism

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Ronosophy

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.