| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood