If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right