| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.