| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.