| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |