TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.