| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.