| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.