| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |