TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Favorite Verses

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Dirt Word

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Ronism

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Ronosophy

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.