God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |