How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |