If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.