Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either