| Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave. |
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Why is bra singular and panties plural?