| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |