| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| “For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.” Romans 1:16 |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.