Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |