I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |