A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |