| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute