| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |