Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |