TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.

Ronism

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.