| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
With God all things are possible, not easy