TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Favorite Verses

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

As the fog lifts from the air so must we lift the fog from our eyes.  How can we see clearly if we continue to let hate and anger blind us.

Ronosophy

You can be or be gone. Lead, walk beside me or get the flip out of my way. Too many people want to wear the armor but too few want to fight in the war.