TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Favorite Verses

Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed

Dirt Word

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronosophy

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.