TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.