Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |