TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.

Favorite Verses

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it.  Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered

Ronosophy

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.