TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |