There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |