I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |