| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee