How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |