TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry

Dirt Word

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.

Ronism

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronosophy

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.