TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |