TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronism

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.