| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |