TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions