TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Dirt Word

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Ronism

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronosophy

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.