TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Favorite Verses

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Dirt Word

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.