| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.