I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |