| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |