| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |