| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell