Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |