If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |