| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |