| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |