| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |