Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.