| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |