TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Favorite Verses

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Dirt Word

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Ronism

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.