TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.