TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”