| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want