TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |