| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.