| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |