TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |