| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.