| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.