| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |