| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.