TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Favorite Verses

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Dirt Word

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Ronism

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronosophy

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.