TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Favorite Verses

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Dirt Word

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronism

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Ronosophy

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.