| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.