TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |