TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Favorite Verses

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Dirt Word

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronism

Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words

Ronosophy

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.