TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |