TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronosophy

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”