| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |