TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle