One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |