Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |