Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.