| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds