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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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Ron Slone – Lizard Lick Public Relations Agent

For all booking inquiries, personal and public speaking engagements, preaching, appearance requests, women’s empowerment, health and fitness, book tours, charities, sponsorship, filming opportunities, Fairs, Festival, Outdoor Shows, Parades and other appearances

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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Favorite Verses

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Dirt Word

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronism

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Ronosophy

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.