How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
