Big Lizard Wisdom

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Favorite Verses

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Dirt Word

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Ronism

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Ronosophy

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.