Lizard Lick iPhone App
Make sure you download the Lizard Lick Towing app. Here is your chance to Ronifiy yourself or friends.
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Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.