Big Lizard Wisdom

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Favorite Verses

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Dirt Word

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronism

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.