Big Lizard Wisdom

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Favorite Verses

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Dirt Word

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.


Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.


The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”