Lizard Lick iPhone App
Make sure you download the Lizard Lick Towing app. Here is your chance to Ronifiy yourself or friends.
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A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |