Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Dirt Word

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Ronism

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids ┬áthe size of grapefruits ┬áthan to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.