Big Lizard Wisdom

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Favorite Verses

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area