Lizard Lick iPhone App
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Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.