|When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.|
|If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.|
|That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.|
A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.
|Today you can step up or down. You can step left or right. You can step in or out. Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.|