Events

Big Lizard Wisdom

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronism

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Ronosophy

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.