|Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.|
|At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces.|
|You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.|
|On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.|
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.