Big Lizard Wisdom

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Favorite Verses

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.


Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.


Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.