Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
