Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.ย  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.ย  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Dirt Word

Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave


No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you canโ€™t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.


Donโ€™t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.