| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
