Events

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Favorite Verses

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Ronosophy

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future