|Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.|
|When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.|
|When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.|
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.