Events

Big Lizard Wisdom

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33

Favorite Verses

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.

Dirt Word

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronism

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronosophy

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.