Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Dirt Word

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.


It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.


A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.