The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power
You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |