A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |