Weddings

Are you getting Married?

Do you want to have a ceremony that everyone will remember?  Have Revelation Ron help you tie the knot.  Ron is an ordained Evangelist and is legal to marry in the state Of North Carolina.  The Lick is now hosting weddings at the Lizard Lick Office.

Here is your chance to get married at Lizard Lick with Ron’s name on your marriage certificate.  Amy will attend all services with Ronnie so you will get the chance to spend some time with them after the ceremony.  Ceremony times are up to 1 hour long maximum.  Up to 10 guest max not including children.

You can get married on the rollback if you would like.  Those would be very memorable wedding photos.  We will strive to make your wedding an event you will never forget.  Fill out the form below and you will be contacted for more info.

Get Married at the Lick

Do you need wedding rings for the event.  Get your custom rings made by the same people that make jewelry for the Lick!  Check out our friends at Titanium Buzz

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Big Lizard Wisdom

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Favorite Verses

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Dirt Word

Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave.

Ronism

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Ronosophy

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed