|If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen.|
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
|Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.|
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
|“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2|