Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
