| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
