"I have said these things to you, that in me you may have peace. In the world you will have tribulation. But take heart; I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33)

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Repo Ron a.k.a. Revelation Ron, and now, REVEREND RON - Schedule now!

Ron & Co get a lot of requests for appearances, weddings, seminars, meet & greets, and about anything else you can think of, so... We decided to just go ahead and make it official.

Book Ron or Team Lizard (including Amy and Bobby) for your events. Ron loves to speak (how well we know) about a variety of topics and would love to share some of his insights, revelations or general opinions with your group! Ron, Amy and Bobby are all available to travel straight to your hometown! Please email LizardLickEvents@gmail.com to check Ron’s schedule or book your event today!

Speaking of appearances...

Revelation Ron on TruTV Thursday Night

Catch Reverend Ron hosting TruTV's "World's Dumbest Drivers" at 9pm Thursday August 26th, 2010. This is going to be good! Heck he might even spot his next repo in this batch of clowns!!!

So what did the rest of the cast of WDD think about the "Ronisms"?
Find out now on TruTV. (new window)

Ron with one of the Lizard Tails

Just wanted to welcome everyone new here to The Lick! Stop for a while and crawl around our website, you will find a ton of information on Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery and Lizard Lick’s Origin. Lizard Lick is growing by leaps and lizards and the community is experiencing a rapid increase in residents. We are growing every day and invite you to come grow with us!

The Lizard Lick Town Hall has all the novelties you could want including shot glasses, potted lizard, mugs, coffee cups, T shirts, pens, magnets, license plates and much more.

Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery has become a leader in the recovery and repossession industry. We regularly come up with new cutting edge techniques for finding and recovering collateral. If it rolls, sinks, flys, swims or walks, Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery has the tongue to reach out and lick that problem if it's not returned!

Next vacation?
LIZARD LICK!

So crawl on it and hang out for a spell - there’s no end to what you might find in these parts. If you get the chance, stop by and meet The Big Lick himself, Ron Shirley, also Known as The Big L (Lizard). He would be happy to sit and spin a story or two for you on the great adventures of Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery. Maybe you'll hear some of Amy’s stories from the funeral industry. Amy is a mortician and a former World Champion Power Lifter.

Above all, have fun while you're either here in person or surfing the Lick on the net. We look forward to hearing from each of you, so send in your comments and pics! Keep an eye open too - Ronnie does outreaches all over the country. He speaks at many churches and public forums so he might be coming to your area to Lick that Ol Devil with The Word. With a little luck you can see him in person.

Goodbye from Lizard Lick North Carolina and Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery, where the lien holder gets them off the street, and we help get them back on their feet.

The LLTR Krew

We love to hear from friends, family and, of course, all of the fans from "All Worked Up". Connect with us and see what we're up to. Follow Ron on Twitter for the latest "Ronism"!

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Towing and Recovery Footnotes - June 2010 - pg 11

Towing and Recovery Footnotes - June 2010 - pg 12

Towing and Recovery Footnotes - June 2010 - pg 19


	Every path has a few puddles. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.


	Happier than a possum in the corn bin with the dogs tied

Special Friend - Kim Savino - We appreciate ALL your efforts for LLTR!

UPDATE 8/17/2010: WOW! Thanks everyone for supporting us during this last season of "All Worked Up!" We were pretty pleased with the finale and the way it worked out. Congratulations Brian! It was definitely our privilege to be part of your special day - thanks bro!

The folks from TruTV have already been down to film for next season - we're jacked! We had a great time out at the Wake County Speedway the other night - thanks to all the fans that came out to see us!

We are definitely staying busy at the shop - between working and meeting fans. People have really taken to us in the area (and all over actually). It's not unusual to have the lobby filled up these days with fans just waiting to say hello to us. BTW, if you want to try to call us, please use 919.365.9221 - the boys can't get calls from the clients in because our biz lines are getting swamped with fans. Even worse, those fans that wait until 2 am to try to call us - you're waking up our on-call drivers... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE use the fan line. We love to talk to all of our fans, but the clients - well, they pay our bills - and we NEED to be able to talk to 'em!

We'll be keeping you updated here on LizardLickTowing.com on what's going on, so keep on visiting! We love ya!

UPDATE 8/6/2010: WAKE COUNTY SPEEDWAY TONIGHT! Oh yeah. We're all hyped about getting over to the racetrack tonight. We're going to be out to sign autographs, talk to fans and generally enjoy the good times. There's nothing better than fast cars and great folks! We'll have some shirts over there to sell if anyone's wantin' one, but hasn't ordered it yet. AND WE'LL HAVE THE SOON TO BE FAMOUS, "GOT LICK" TEE! Amy IS waving the flag. Bobby IS driving the pace car. And Ronnie? Two words. Snack Bar.

Everyone tune in - ya gotta see it - ALL LIZARD LICK THIS MONDAY NIGHT! (Mon Aug 9, 2010 ONLY on TruTV!) At least the 10 pm show is all us! Ron and Bobby do the Big Apple. Mmm.. actually maybe Ron and Bobby get DONE by the Big Apple. Either way, tune in to see what happens when you take a couple of lovable rednecks out of the country and put 'em into the big city! And we KNOW you won't believe the ending until you see it.

Our first full season of All Worked Up is currently being shown on TruTV. You can see some clips on the TruTV website.

We recently appeared on the "Bob and the Showgram" here locally on G105 in Raleigh, NC. We had a great time with Mike Morse, Kentucky Kristin and Weird Creepy Whisperin' Jon at the studio. Bob was supposed to be there, but he apparently hurt himself over the weekend. We're thinkin' he just wasn't ready to deal with the Krew yet - but we hope to get back and do a show with him in the studio. Bob's our kind of redneck! They've removed the podcast of our visit (they don't keep 'em long) but you can find it over on our Lizard Media page for now.

We were contacted by the folks over at Wake County Speedway to do a guest appearance on Friday, Aug 6th, 2010 for Fan Appreciation Night. They've given us some leeway on what we want to do that night - Bobby has convinced himself that he's going to drive the pace car. Amy wants to wave the starter's flag. Ron, we don't even know what he's going to do. Maybe pull a car around the track with his teeth or something. We don't know if THAT'S gonna happen, but we will be there with some merchandise and saying hello to all the fans! Put it on your calendar and come on out to see us!

We also have been talking with Phil and Jason on KFYR 550 out of Bismarck North Dakota on the PH Factor morning show. Go to their website and catch the interviews, you can download and listen to them.

We'd like to thank all of our clients that have been with us for so many years. While a lot of the site doesn't always pertain to our repo business, without all of our loyal clients that depend on us every day to go out, track down and recover their vehicles for them, we sure wouldn't be here! Thanks to all of our clients - we appreciate the trust you place in LLTR to do the job right for you whenever asked!

As always, we have learned to Keep our Eyes on God, Our Problems on the Altar, our hands on the Wheel and our Lifts Engaged. If you’re in the area, make sure to drop by The Lick and swap a tall tail or two with me, Amy or Bobby - we always love to meet new people and learn new techniques.

Remember, here at Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery, Lien Holders love us, Debtors hate us, and Repo men all over the world want to be just like us! If you think nobody cares anymore, try missing a few car payments!

Until then just remember a bee can always fly faster than the tractor you're driving, so do the best you can and let the rough end drag.


	I'm just a man. My shoulders can balance only so much. My hands can hold only so long. My legs can only stand so much weight. My back can be broken. My heart can be shattered. BUT when I weigh the options, instead of looking at my God and saying, "God, see how big my problems are," I have learned to look at my problems and say, "Problems, look how big my God is."

Life’s most prolific lessons are ones that are learned through failure and taught by being lived; with few words seldom spoken.

I now strive to be nice and caring, more than I want to avoid being walked on. I yearn to be honest, far more than I seek respect. It has become and endeavor of mine to "learn" more than to achieve social status. I have reached a point of understanding within myself where I seek the "good life" over the quintessential "material life." I have achieved a level of personal gratification by not just weathering the violent storms that paint the finishing touches on the canvas we call life’s masterpiece. Rather, taking the time to learn to enjoy the rain, no matter how severe, and pull some tidbit of knowledge and understanding from its driving drops. I have discovered a hidden truth in life, that to serve another, is to serve one's true desires.

I want to keep trying, despite failing.


	Teach these new disciples to obey all the commands I have given you. And be sure of this: I am with you always, even to the end of the age. (Matthew 28:20)


	When you are on the right path never look back--For What you were is Only a Shadow of what you are Now and what you are now Is only a Glimmer of what you will Become--

The girls and Brian contemplate the still offerrings...

Lizard Lick - ya NEED to know where ya are.

The one and only sign!

The girls go trollin' for lizards

Ron with a pocketful of lizard - no pun intended


	LLTR is a locally owned and operated towing and repo company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. LLTR specializes in repossession of all types of collateral and will track repo items anywhere. We repo cars, repo boats and generally anything that needs repossession! LLTR also provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. Lizard Lick Towing and recovery also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.


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