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Big Lizard Wisdom

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Favorite Verses

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.