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Big Lizard Wisdom

Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them.

Favorite Verses

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Dirt Word

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.