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Big Lizard Wisdom

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Favorite Verses

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Dirt Word

When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left.  Don’t let what’s left defeat you.

Ronism

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.