Events

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

“And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.” John 14: 13-14

Dirt Word

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronosophy

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.