Events

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Dirt Word

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Ronism

“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.”  Romans 1:16

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.