Big Lizard Wisdom

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12

Favorite Verses

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.


You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory


If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either