Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Favorite Verses

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Dirt Word

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.


Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.


What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?