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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10

Ronosophy

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.