Hire the Krew

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Favorite Verses

The eyes of a child see through the hurt of a word and the sting of an angry hand. But the heart of child once broken start to affect their sight.

Dirt Word

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.


In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.


It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.