Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
