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Big Lizard Wisdom

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Favorite Verses

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Dirt Word

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.


In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.


Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.