Hire the Krew

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best

Favorite Verses

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Dirt Word

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.


There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.


I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.