Hire the Krew

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Favorite Verses

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.