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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Favorite Verses

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronosophy

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems