| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |
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| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
